Join a Biker Club

> > A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to joina local bikers club. One day she goes up and knockson a biker's door. A big hairy bearded biker withtattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club. "The guy was amused, butexplains that she needs to meet certain criteriabiker requirements in order to join the club. Thebiker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle? "The littleold lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked overthere," and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopperin the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink? "Thelittle Old lady replies, "Yep, drink like afish...beer mostly, whiskey when I'm shooting pool.I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?"The little Old lady replies, Yep, smoke like achimney". At least 2 packs of cigarettes and threejoints a day, and cigars when I'm drinking whiskeyand shooting pool." The biker is very impressed andasks, "Last question, have you ever been picked upby the Fuzz...?"The Little Old lady thinks for aminute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung aroundby my nipples a few times......"

lol shaking my head - your unreal mom