LMAO - oh my
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LMAO - oh my
Wife asks husband, "How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies, "Only you Darling - With all the others I was awake"
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 pm
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Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe a couple of bambinos." "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your Watch and say, "TIME'S UP? "
Husband proudly replies, "Only you Darling - With all the others I was awake"
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 pm
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Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe a couple of bambinos." "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man... Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your Watch and say, "TIME'S UP? "
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