THE HALF-WIT
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THE HALF-WIT
> A man owned a small farm in South Carolina. The South Carolina
> Wage &
> Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his
> help and
> sent an agent out to interview him.
>
> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them",
> demanded
> the Agent.
>
> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been
> with me for 3
> years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
>
> The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00
> per week plus
> free room and board.
>
> There's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and
> does about 90%
> of all the work around here. He makes about $10.00 per week,
> pays his own
> room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bourbon every
> Saturday night. He
> also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
>
> "That's the guy I want to talk to......the half-wit", says the
> Agent.
>
> "That would be me", replied the farmer
> Wage &
> Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his
> help and
> sent an agent out to interview him.
>
> "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them",
> demanded
> the Agent.
>
> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been
> with me for 3
> years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
>
> The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00
> per week plus
> free room and board.
>
> There's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and
> does about 90%
> of all the work around here. He makes about $10.00 per week,
> pays his own
> room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bourbon every
> Saturday night. He
> also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
>
> "That's the guy I want to talk to......the half-wit", says the
> Agent.
>
> "That would be me", replied the farmer
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