U.S. Condom Emergency
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U.S. Condom Emergency
dreamvenus Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:43 am
Subject: U.S. Condom Emergency
A Condom factory burns down in Texas.
Nancy Pelosi is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week".
Nancy Pelosi: "Oh Damm!! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined".
She says: "We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico"
Telephone voice says: "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one."
She says: "What about Canada"?
He says: "I'll call Stephen Harper, and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and eight inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans".
Three days later, a delighted Nancy Pelosi runs out to open the first box of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
She finds five million condoms. 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, Just as requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA SIZE: 'MEDIUM'
A Condom factory burns down in Texas.
Nancy Pelosi is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week".
Nancy Pelosi: "Oh Damm!! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined".
She says: "We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico"
Telephone voice says: "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one."
She says: "What about Canada"?
He says: "I'll call Stephen Harper, and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and eight inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans".
Three days later, a delighted Nancy Pelosi runs out to open the first box of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
She finds five million condoms. 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, Just as requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA SIZE: 'MEDIUM'
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