God is Busy Right Now

> If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

> A United States Marine was taking some college courses

> between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq

> and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who

> was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

> He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then

> I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."

> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes

> went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

>
> It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got

> out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;

> knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.


> The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

> The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there

> looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,

> noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,

> "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

> The Marine calmly replied,

> "GOD was too busy today protecting America's

> soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid

> stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

>

> The classroom erupted in cheers!

> THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!